I did it!

I wanted to do it before I turned 35. So 2 years ago I said, “I’m going to do it!” Everyone said, “Cool!”

And I chickened out.

Last year I said, “I’m going to do it!” Everyone said, “That’s nice.”

And I chickened out.

This year I said, “I’m going to do it, really!” Everyone said, “Yeah. Whatever.”

“I really am!” I replied. “Before June so I’m okay by July.” Everyone said, “Yuh-huh. Sure.”

So I went to Body Art Tattoos & Body Piercing and did it. It was a “one-Mississippi” worth of “Ow!” as it was pierced and a “one-Mississippi” worth of “Huh?” as he put the bar in. It’ll give me incentive to lose the rest of the weight and get toned.

Right now it’s pinchy. The more I look at it the pinchier it gets. But it sparkles and I’m damn happy.

9:10pm Uh…this is pretty sore.
10:15pm I sneezed. Medic!!!